Crazy-Huge, Giant Spider

We found this bad baby by the back door weaving a giant web. I think he was aiming to catch our customers as they went inside. “If this works out, I’ll eat like a king!” he cackled. Then Cheryl threw herself on top of him to save everyone else. (Not really, she left him there untouched and loudly warned everybody who passed by, “Watch out for Spider-zilla there!”)