The other day Cher and I found a girdle from the fifties that literally looked like it was made for a toddler, it was so tiny. The waist was just 12 INCHES around (that’s before the elastic stretch, but still). Then inside on the tag it said, I swear, “One Size Fits All.” Hahahah! (BTW, I had the line, “Fits all what, fetuses?” in here somewhere but Cher censored me!)
